Heres
a joke being floated around the Internet:
Pittsburgh
Steeler Hall-of-Fame Quarterback Terry Bradshaw, after living
a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him
around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Steelers
flag on the window.
"This
house is yours for eternity, Terry," God said. "This
is very special, because not everyone gets a house up here."
Terry
felt special indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up
the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner.
It
was a 3-story mansion with a brown and orange sidewalk, 50' flagpole
with an enormous Browns logo flag, and in every window were dog
biscuits.
Terry
looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,
but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won Super Bowls,
and I even went into the Hall of Fame."
God
asked, "So what do you want to know, Terry"?
Terry
asked, "Well, why does Bernie Kosar get a better house then
me? As he drops his head to pout, Gods radiance blasts
off of Terrys shiny head.
God
chuckled and said, "Terry, that is not Bernie Kosar's house.
It is mine."
Browns
Starter Jacket, Beach Towel Winners Announced
After 1,500 entries were submitted through the mail and at our
booth at the Medina County Fair, we are pleased to announce the
winners of our Welcome Back Cleveland Browns Drawing.
Elizabeth
Woods (age 9), daughter of Jim and Kim Woods of Seville, was the
winner of a Cleveland Browns Starter Jacket. Congratulations!
Valerie
Fink of Medina was the second place-winner of a Cleveland Browns
Beach Towel.
We
wish to thank all of those people who entered the drawing and
also visited our booth at the fair. Be sure to look for future
drawings in the months to come.